November 2007
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I'm backkkk!!!!!
Wow, it feels good to be back on my blog page … haven’t seen this page in months. Well let me just say that hi5 deleted all my journal entries so luckily I had them saved on my PC ..so what I have done is posted them here …a few of my “fan favourites” especially… Embarassing Story #1 Embarassing Story #2:Evasive Manouveurs Embarassing Story #3 Embarassing...
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Embarassing Story #6
Hrmmmm…..I was contemplating if to or if not to post this story, I think I went drinking last night so it’s up now. N.B. I’m not going to name the football team. It was either 1993 or 1994, and I was travelling to St. Vincent to play in this football tournament. Actually it was two teams. An under 15 team and a under 17 team. We were there for two weeks. Maybe cause of...
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Embarassing Story #5: Criminals at Large
Let me begin by saying my life is one big long unfortunate and funny story…..and since I have started posting these embarassing stories, some of my friends want me include certain events that I was involed in that was funny. So my original plan of 6 stories (already written) to be posted weekly has been altered slightly. N.B. This is not embarassing for me, but for ….well read the...
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Embarassing Story #4: KFC Chronicles
I would like to say firstly, I did not know, sheesh. I can hear Gillette World Sport on the TV and that is my cue that I need to get out of bed and find myself some lunch. If anyone has ever told you before to follow your mind, please do it, I didn’t and it has scarred me now for life. *Miscellaneous Saturday back in 2004* At first I did not like the thought of having to scavenger hunt...
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Embarrassing Story #3
Neil meets mom’s good fren daughter at workplace… Neil interested (basicly…looks foopable) Become friends….. Foop Gurls wants to be serious…..Neil doesn’t 2 months has passed…… …… ……….. Neil ducks out a friday from mom’s fren daughter to go flammin’ SATURDAY *ring* *ring* *ring* Neil reluctantly gets...
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Embarassing Story #2: Evasive Manouveurs
*TypeWriter Sound Effect* Priority: Important Place: Bridgetown Time: 09:45 hrs *Cool Computer Voice* Good Morning Mr. Griffith…. How are you today??… This is your Mission if accepted. Deep within the concrete Jungle of Bridgetown Barbados at exactly 09:50 hrs you will be placed among the local civilians. There you will rendezvous with the prime subject at co-ordinates 23° North and...
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Embarassing Story #1
*cough* *cough* *waves to get attention* I was just… passin’ tru and happen to hear someone say “worst experiences” and “blind dates” I should have known… I should have taken my hints…. but NOOO… I still had hope. Back in the day…. with nothin’ to do…….summer in…. and just bored as cunt…… my friend...
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Jake on Campus - A MiniSeries Part 11 of 12
*insert 30 second ad here* Yeah guys, I only just realise that this post is gonna be Part 11 of 12 in the “miniseries” and I amhere wondering now if I suppose to have a 2 hour season finale next week? Well guess what, read it very very slowly next week and that would be your two hours there. I almost said pretend you are Giselle but I caught myself. I should really stop though...
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Jake on Campus - A MiniSeries Part 10 of 12
Now that we have gotten back our satellite feed and resumed regular programming I would like to remind all readers about the last post in the “mini-series” that states that I now have initials after my name. F.D. short for FrienD. I want to remind you readers of this because I would like to comment on the last post “Jake meets Giselle”….. she is my friend and I...
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Jake meets Giselle
Giselle says: i’m back Jake says: yey Jake says: i closed the box, we were talkin about anything interesting? Giselle says: lol,i feel insulted Jake says: dont Giselle says: lol,ok Giselle says: wait,by any chance u kno anyone who has any job vacancies, because lol, i have to get 4 thousand by june Giselle says: and lol, dont kno how i’ll get that Jake says: actually i know someone...
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Jake on Campus - A MiniSeries Part 9 of 12
A new year, same me, same you so same problems. I was talking to a fella on new years day, man was asking me if he can start over with his resolutions, by 12:30 a.m…..he had broken resoultions 1 to 5. I was shocked, I could not believe that the man lasted til 12:30 a.m. Let us all give him a round of applause. I made a resolution only one, it will be hard to keep, unless I kill myself...
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Jake on Campus - A MiniSeries Part 8 of 12
Life is full of lies lies and more lies. Even from young everyone and everything is a lie. Ask your parents where children come from and some say from the postman, other parents say babies come from Storks. The people that are suppose to lead and direct you in a good direction in life, tell you lies……..for your own good. Life so twisted. Just look at all those fairytales that end...
